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Thursday, March 17, 2005

god botherers and my front fucking door


my apologies in advance to anyone who is religious. just don't read on. i have religious friends. they're ok. they don't bother me with their religion. it's just the painful pricks who come to the door.

i was taught to be polite (oops). and not to interrupt and stuff. be polite, listen and wait your turn. and these pricks play on that. leading questions and pre-scripted conversations so that you feel rude to interrupt. (don't get me started on fucking telemarketers)

eg: what do you get if you cross a hell's angel with a jehovah's witness?
ans: someone who knocks on your door and tells YOU to fuck off.

they are always so smug. god knows all. we can't guess at god's purpose etc...

so, hypothetically speaking, if god created it all, and he's omni present, omnipotent and a bunch of other omni-fucking-adjectives. so this particular god knew in advance what would happen. pain, disease, war, hunger, dead kids, a whole bunch of mother fucking painful stuff. however it's all a direct result of OUR? free will?

you must be fucking joking. if this god knew it all, then he planned it from the start. and you're at my front door, and you agree with him. you're his agent.

you're speaking for this war god? this god of pain and death and suffering? (and the fucking helpdesk)

wait one moment while i fetch a baseball bat, don't go away. i've got a message, and by the time i'm finished, you can give it to him in person...

**disclaimer** take this with a grain of salt. this is only for those of higher intelligence who are able to discern the difference between wit, satire, and terrorism. ok, probably not that much wit, but you get the idea. those who don't understand that, who feel that i really want to bash up the pathetic morons who knock on the front door and intimidate grandmothers and women, please feel free to flush your head down the toilet. i don't want to bash them up, but next time i catch one of them putting his fucking foot in the door when ladies i know try to tell them "no thanks" and close the door, they'll get a whole lot worse than some kids feeding the dumb fucks hash cookies.

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